This is the realest photo I’ve ever laid my young eyes on.
And the second photo is the realest depiction of our generation’s sense of humor.
i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free
that’s called night robbery
so be it
someone shouted “do it for the vine” at the train station earlier and i was afraid for my fucking life
Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts. Time to bring in a puberty professional.
…. wait. That’s not right. Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.
Ah, yes, there we go. Right after I sold my soul to Satan.
Naw son you can’t be hot in both genders you fucking cheated
say it with me now kids
racism is natural
racism is healthy
racism is nothing to be ashamed of